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Bad Santa’s Sing The F*ck Along

After 10 years in the biz, Santa’s finally cracked.

At first it was the dream job, one month on, eleven months off – plenty of free time to celebrate being December’s biggest star. A hero, bringing joy and happiness to all. But each year, from the 26th of December, everything changes! Suddenly you are nothing, a no-one. A greying fat man in a red suit with a strong desire to drink sherry all day long.

A bitter downward spiral following a decade of sex, drugs and mince pies have finally knocked all the Christmas cheer outta this bad Santa. Now he just doesn’t give a flying fruit cake.

Although his sack may be filthy, his beard may stink of a thousand fags and we strongly suggest you don’t sit on his knee, he still needs to make some dollar…

Luckily for him, this renegade can really sing!

Get ready for the filthiest night out in London, an unholy evening of inappropriate classic and tasteless games. Foul-mouthed. Obscene. Hilarious.

Santa is coming to town!

FEATURES:

*Food & Drink: All tickets include 1 hour of bottomless bubbles, beer & cocktails. Food add ons also available
*Santa’s Dirty Sack: We may have warned you off his knee, but his sack is not out of bounds. Will you be brave enough to delve deep and have a fiddle around? Those who dare will be rewarded
*Santa’s Bitch: If this year, (for obvious reasons) you find yourselves struggling for work – fear not, we might just have found you a new vocation. Santa needs a new bitch and he’s looking at one of you. To be Santa’s bitch, you must be prepared to do anything and everything he says for the whole evening. Get his drinks, do his running, hold his mic, wipe his bum – only joking! As it’s Christmas, we will be nice and give you the option to opt out. Those who want to get bitchy will be given a green sticker and those who choose to sit on the side lines and laugh at the bitches will be branded with a red. But we should mention, if you do happen to be the chosen one, Santa might just reward you with a £100 bar tab to spend throughout January…How far would you go for £100?

 

WE’RE OFFERING A 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE* ON ALL OF OUR CHRISTMAS EVENTS IF LOCKDOWN GETS EXTENDED BEYOND THE 2ND OF DECEMBER, SO YOU CAN BOOK YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH CONFIDENCE THIS YEAR (*excludes booking fee)